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|team name = S.H.I.E.L.D.
 
|team name = S.H.I.E.L.D.
|founder(s) = [[Nicholas Fury (Earth-616)|Nick Fury]] and Jesus's Rabbit Tom cruise
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|founder(s) = [[Nicholas Fury (Earth-616)|Nick Fury]]
|leader(s) = [[Maria Hill (Earth-616)|Maria Hill]]; formerly Daisy Johnson, [[Steven Rogers (Earth-616)|Steve Rogers]], [[Anthony Stark (Earth-616)|Tony Stark]], G.W. Bridge, [[Nicholas Fury (Earth-616)|Nick Fury]], Dum Dum Dugan, Sharon Carter, Valentina de la Fontaine, Rick Stoner, Snoop Dogg, Casey chambers, Eminem, Elvis Presley, Mozart, Kendrick Lamar, Marshmello, Martin Garrix, David Bowie, Tupac, ACDC, Kygo, Imagine dragons, Avicci, Will Smith, Metallica, Ellen Degenerates, Beethoven, Paul McCartney, and a random Jehovah's witness are all founders of Shield.
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|leader(s) = [[Maria Hill (Earth-616)|Maria Hill]]; formerly Daisy Johnson, [[Steven Rogers (Earth-616)|Steve Rogers]], [[Anthony Stark (Earth-616)|Tony Stark]], G.W. Bridge, [[Nicholas Fury (Earth-616)|Nick Fury]], Dum Dum Dugan, Sharon Carter, Valentina de la Fontaine, Rick Stoner
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|base-of-operations = [[S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier]]
 
|base-of-operations = [[S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier]]
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|Alignment = Good
 
|Universe = [[Earth-616]]
 
|Universe = [[Earth-616]]
 
|First appearance = Strange Tales Vol. 1 #135
 
|First appearance = Strange Tales Vol. 1 #135
|Creators = [[Stan Lee]]<br>[[Jack Kirby]]<br>[[Pinkie Pie]]<br>[[George Washington]]<br>[[Steven Moffat]]<br>[[Lenny Kravitz]]
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|Creators = [[Stan Lee]]<br>[[Jack Kirby]]
|current members = The Teletubbies, Bill Clinton, Spock
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'''Sexy Horny Italian Eggbeating Lawyers Dicks''' (formerly known as "''''Suck Heather, Indras Cock Everyday, Gay-Enforcement Division'''"), often shortened to "'''S.H.I.E.L.D or N.I.G.G.E.R.''',"  is a UN sanctioned espionage and secret military law-enforcement agency that often deals with superhuman threats.
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'''S.H.I.E.L.D''' (an acronym for "''Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate''") is a United Nations sanctioned espionage and secret military law-enforcement agency that deals with threats pertaining to superhuman inolvement.<!-- Plagiarism: This section needs to rewritten, so that it is more original. Do not remove the brackets until this is done!
 
==History==
 
 
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S.H.I.E.L.D. was created by Nicholas Joseph Fury after the end of World War II, but Fury abandoned the idea and left the draft that he created for the agency locked away, feeling the U.S. government wouldn't approve the formation of such an agency. At some unspecified point around this time, however, a United Nations-based international group dusted off the idea without Fury's knowledge. His recruitment to the post of executive director (the agency's second) marked his first knowledge of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s existence.
 
S.H.I.E.L.D. was created by Nicholas Joseph Fury after the end of World War II, but Fury abandoned the idea and left the draft that he created for the agency locked away, feeling the U.S. government wouldn't approve the formation of such an agency. At some unspecified point around this time, however, a United Nations-based international group dusted off the idea without Fury's knowledge. His recruitment to the post of executive director (the agency's second) marked his first knowledge of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s existence.
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After the conclusion of the ''Secret Warriors'' ongoing series, S.H.I.E.L.D. was reformed, with Nick Fury leaving it under the control of its new Director, Daisy Johnson, codenamed Quake.
 
After the conclusion of the ''Secret Warriors'' ongoing series, S.H.I.E.L.D. was reformed, with Nick Fury leaving it under the control of its new Director, Daisy Johnson, codenamed Quake.
   
 
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==Organizational structure and procedure==
 
 
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Over the decades, various writers have depicted S.H.I.E.L.D.'s organizational structure in several different ways. ''The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe'' (first edition) describes an eight-level ranking structure (technician, administrator, field agent, regional officer, special officer, regional director, special director, executive director), although providing almost no detail on other aspects of the Directorate's internal makeup. Years later, the miniseries ''Agents of Atlas'' mentioned a position of "sub director," and seemed to indicate that the administrative department of S.H.I.E.L.D. it itself referred to simply as "Directorate.".
 
Over the decades, various writers have depicted S.H.I.E.L.D.'s organizational structure in several different ways. ''The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe'' (first edition) describes an eight-level ranking structure (technician, administrator, field agent, regional officer, special officer, regional director, special director, executive director), although providing almost no detail on other aspects of the Directorate's internal makeup. Years later, the miniseries ''Agents of Atlas'' mentioned a position of "sub director," and seemed to indicate that the administrative department of S.H.I.E.L.D. it itself referred to simply as "Directorate.".
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==S.H.I.E.L.D Paraphernalia==
 
==Paraphernalia==
 
 
===Equipment===
 
===Equipment===
* S.H.I.E.L.D. has used a wide variety of advanced vehicles, weapons and other equipment.
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* S.H.I.E.L.D. has created and used a wide variety of advanced vehicles, weapons and other equipment.
 
*S.H.I.E.L.D doesn't use Shields in battle.
 
 
*S.H.I.E.L.D has Condoms with Black widow, Spidergirl, The Wasp, Gamora and Squirrel girl on them, S.H.I.E.L.D also offers homosexual condoms with Deadpool, The hulk, Thanks and Doc oc on them for the fans of tentacle porn.
 
 
*S.H.I.E.L.D once got in trouble for Selling tampons that didn't actually shield some Mutant and alien vaginas from there vaginal bleeding
 
   
 
* The S.H.I.E.L.D. regulation issue sidearm was originally a .30-caliber rapid-fire machine pistol, later replaced by an advanced plasma-beam pistol. Nick Fury often carried his personal sidearm, the NF3000, a .15 caliber handgun, a weapon that fired explosive flechettes.
 
* The S.H.I.E.L.D. regulation issue sidearm was originally a .30-caliber rapid-fire machine pistol, later replaced by an advanced plasma-beam pistol. Nick Fury often carried his personal sidearm, the NF3000, a .15 caliber handgun, a weapon that fired explosive flechettes.
   
 
===Transportation===
 
===Transportation===
* The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier is the agency's signature capital ship and headquarters.
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* The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier is the capital ship and headquarters of the S.H.I.E.L.D organization.
   
* The S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car is the standard issue S.H.I.E.L.D. agent vehicle.
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* The S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car is a standard issue vehicle offered to every S.H.I.E.L.D agent.
   
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== S.H.I.E.L.D Bases ==
==Base of operation==
 
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* The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier HQ
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* S.H.I.E.L.D. Central, located in New York City
   
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== Trivia ==
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* S.H.I.E.L.D. used to stand for "''Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage, Law-Enforcement Division''" but was changed to "''Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate''".
 
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* S.H.I.E.L.D.'s logo used to potray an eagle with an American Shield in the center looking left, encased in a circle, but has since been updated to a slicker, slimmer design depicting an eagle looking to the right.
Although the various Helicarriers built over the years have long been considered S.H.I.E.L.D.'s primary mobile home base, the Directorate also maintains a number of land bases throughout the world, most notably "S.H.I.E.L.D. Central" in New York City. While some of these bases are publicly accessible on a limited basis, most are not publicly disclosed for reasons of planetary security. There are several fully equipped S.H.I.E.L.D. fall-out shelters scattered around the world, with twenty-eight of these being known only to Nick Fury. During the events of [[Civil War]], Nick Fury was hiding in an American based shelter. He also divulged the location of one to Captain America, so [[Secret Avengers (Civil War) (Earth-616)|the Resistance to the Superhuman Registration Actcould]] use it as a safe house.
 
 
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==See Also==
 
==See Also==
 
* [http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Strategic_Homeland_Intervention,_Enforcement_and_Logistics_Division_(Earth-616) S.H.I.E.L.D. (Earth-616)] - Marvel Wiki
 
* [http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Strategic_Homeland_Intervention,_Enforcement_and_Logistics_Division_(Earth-616) S.H.I.E.L.D. (Earth-616)] - Marvel Wiki
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D. S.H.I.E.L.D.] - Wikipedia
 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.H.I.E.L.D. S.H.I.E.L.D.] - Wikipedia
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S.H.I.E.L.D.
Founder(s): Nick Fury
Leader(s): Maria Hill; formerly Daisy Johnson, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, G.W. Bridge, Nick Fury, Dum Dum Dugan, Sharon Carter, Valentina de la Fontaine, Rick Stoner

Current members:

Former members:

Status:

Active
Alignment: Good
Universe: Earth-616

Base-of-operations:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

First appearance:

Strange Tales Vol. 1 #135
Creators: Stan Lee
Jack Kirby


S.H.I.E.L.D (an acronym for "Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate") is a United Nations sanctioned espionage and secret military law-enforcement agency that deals with threats pertaining to superhuman inolvement.

S.H.I.E.L.D Paraphernalia

Equipment

  • S.H.I.E.L.D. has created and used a wide variety of advanced vehicles, weapons and other equipment.
  • The S.H.I.E.L.D. regulation issue sidearm was originally a .30-caliber rapid-fire machine pistol, later replaced by an advanced plasma-beam pistol. Nick Fury often carried his personal sidearm, the NF3000, a .15 caliber handgun, a weapon that fired explosive flechettes.

Transportation

  • The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier is the capital ship and headquarters of the S.H.I.E.L.D organization.
  • The S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car is a standard issue vehicle offered to every S.H.I.E.L.D agent.

S.H.I.E.L.D Bases

  • The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier HQ
  • S.H.I.E.L.D. Central, located in New York City

Trivia

  • S.H.I.E.L.D. used to stand for "Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage, Law-Enforcement Division" but was changed to "Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate".
  • S.H.I.E.L.D.'s logo used to potray an eagle with an American Shield in the center looking left, encased in a circle, but has since been updated to a slicker, slimmer design depicting an eagle looking to the right.

See Also