Title Guidelines
Can we PLEASE change the title guidelines? I made a good/bad list to help decide:
- 1 Cross-Universe Titles
- 1.1 Bright Sides
- 1.2 Dark Sides
- 2 Regular Titles
- 2.1 Bright Sides
- Comic book fans are familiar with it
- Chuck Norris approves
- Marvel Wiki will give us high 5's
- It helps to differentiate
- It's Tobalth's way or the highway
- Non-comic book fans are confused
- Some people don't care about Chuck Norris (screw them)
- Batman Wiki is probably laughing at us as we speak
- No one gives a crap about differentiation
- Tobalth scares me, personally
- I'll pester you if we don't change it
- I'll leave you alone
- I promise I won't "subvert" the Scepter--I mean, Staff--anymore
Random & Totally Pointless Jokes
Just some anti-jokes that I compiled while searching around on The Internet. Feel free to laugh at them and, if necessary, keep an extra pair of pants nearby. :P
- Q: Why didn't Susie finish her ice-cream cone?
A: Because she got hit by a bus.
- Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
- My new Muslim friend is the bomb.
- I don't think that I could stab anybody; I can barely poke a straw in a Capri Sun pouch.
- Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: Blind.
- A man walks into a bar. Alcoholism is ruining his life.
- A dyslexic man walked into a "bra."
- A polar bear walked into a juice bar. The cashier asked, "What'll it be?" The polar bear replied, "I'll have some.............orange juice, please." Confused, the cashier asked, "Why t…
I Admit It
Hello, my fellow Staff members.
You were right from the beginning, Tobalth. I'm an impulsive, joke-cracking, coquettish, stupid, misinterpretive, unpredictable blunderer. I suck at being an admin, and, to make matters worse, I totally disagree with our style here. Yes, I know that I gave my consent when we voted on it, but I guess that it was already too late when I realized what I'd done. And (sorry if this upsets you or anyone else on the Staff), I think our oligarchic staff system is untraditional and even dumb. In fact, that's why I promoted you, Sonic, and DarkKnight to admins: to get rid of our oligarchy. Speaking of which, was that a new idea, or did "we" get it from another wiki? But my opinion doesn't matter, The Staff's does.
So, there y…
Anon Ramo (Again)
To my fellow staff-members:
Anon Ramo (who now goes by "Nina Ramo") said on Video Game Aliens Wiki that she wants a second chance here. She said that she's changed, and she actually has. What do you guys think? Should we give her another chance?
Professor Bookworm 00:54, November 7, 2012 (UTC)
Happy birthday, Spider-Man Wiki!
Greetings, true believers! This wiki is now officially 7 years old, so the Spider-Man Wiki Staff (Professor Bookworm, TheDarkKnightHasRisen, SonicSpeedster912, and Tobalth, respectively) would like editors to work even more hardly to make improvements! Here is a list of pages that need help:
- Plagiarized pages
- Stubs
- Pages under construction
- Uncategorized pictures
- Pages that don't adhere to The Manual Of Style
- Uncategorized pages
Additionally, we need help with creating disambiguation pages. Happy editing!
The Eccentric Bookworm. All that jazz! 23:09, October 4, 2012 (UTC)